This is what happens.

Yes this is what happens when you hang around the Warriors Wish Twilight Thread. Please only got here if you have read Warriors. Or you'll be out of your depth. Yes that is what happens be afriad...... 'Cause Lynxie Told you so.
Oh and on the topic of Vampires and Fangirlsss.

Zoey and Pheobe take a walk on the twilight set. Pt1
Zoey: Whats with Edward?
Bella: I think he is just fine!
Zoey: But look! * brandishes pic of Cederic Diggory * He's a wizard!
Bella: Uhhh....I lost you.
Zoey: Note he was a wizard that got killed just a few chapters after he was introduced but hey!
Bella: Is not!
Zoey: Is too!
Bella: * rolls eyes. * I'm leaving.
Zoey: Good bye! -I still think Eddie looks off-
- A few min later. -
Zoey: Hia Jasper!
Jasper: Hello?
Zoey: I'm taking a petition, how many crazed fangirls do you get mobbed by a day?
Jasper: Well actually I dont get any.
Zoey: Why?
Alice: * Punts Zoey off set. *
Jasper: Thats why......
It also comes with this picture:
THE CULLEN CAST!

Oh wait thats A velociraptor.....
THE REAL CULLEN CAST!

And for those who couldnt read the Lyrics:
here's a cullen
there's a cullen
and another little cullen
fuzzy cullen
funny cullen
cullen
cullen
truck

cullen cullen werewolf cullen
grizzly muffin piano cullen
cullen cullen bracelet cullen
cullen cullen truck

i was once a volvo
cedward baked a cake
but(t) i never saw the way
the bella kissed the jake

i was only just undead
alice told a tale
and now listen
bella, dear
jacob wags his tail

did you ever see a cullen
kiss a cullen
on the cullen
cullen's cullen
tastes of cullen
cullen
cullen
truck

half a cullen
twice the cullen
not a cullen
newton cullen
cullen in a car
alarm a
cullen
cullen
truck

is this how it's told now
aro is so old
is it made of venom juice
sparkle
marble
cold

alice likes to spend the cash
jacob's out of luck
and in the final chapter
he imprints with a duck
LuffLuff
~ Zoey